The Dumbo Bidet

Edging yourself while your saggy balls are sucked down a flushing toilet. As the bidet power washes your asshole.

Have you joined the Dumbo Bidet mile-high club?

by simplyjames April 9, 2022

The Russian Bidet

The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.

Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.

by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023

The Shidn't Bicentennial

The 200th annual event of the sport where you keep your sphincter tight and your bowels full. A highly respected event attend by world leaders and celebrates every year. Only the best of the best are victorious. The question is- Can you hold it?

Are you coming to the Shidn't Bicentennial? the president is gonna be there!

by Bauer_K February 28, 2025