A modern-day cult led by the enigmatic Elon Musk. This company, worshipped by its fanboys and fangirls, is hailed as the savior of the automotive industry with its electric vehicles. While Tesla enthusiasts obsess over the sleek designs and futuristic features, skeptics argue that the company's grand promises often fall short. With never-ending production delays, quality control issues, and a knack for overpromising and underdelivering, Tesla has perfected the art of capturing headlines while struggling to turn a consistent profit. But hey, at least the cult followers get to brag about their eco-friendly status while their wallets slowly drain in the pursuit of being part of the "Tesla revolution."
Person A: "Hey, have you heard about the latest Tesla Model XYZ3S? It's supposed to have self-driving capabilities and can fly to the moon!"
Person B: "Oh, you mean the overhyped toy for the tech-obsessed elite? Yeah, I've heard of it. I heard it also comes with a built-in unicorn detector and a coffee maker that brews sparkles and glitter. Only Elon Musk could convince people to pay a fortune for a car that spends more time in the fucking shop than on the road. But hey, at least you can show off your 'green' status while waiting for the next software update to fix the 100th bug. Who needs reliability and common sense when you can have a Tesla?"
"If you though Prius drivers were bad, wait until you see the average Tesla driver"
Person B: "Oh, you mean the overhyped toy for the tech-obsessed elite? Yeah, I've heard of it. I heard it also comes with a built-in unicorn detector and a coffee maker that brews sparkles and glitter. Only Elon Musk could convince people to pay a fortune for a car that spends more time in the fucking shop than on the road. But hey, at least you can show off your 'green' status while waiting for the next software update to fix the 100th bug. Who needs reliability and common sense when you can have a Tesla?"
"If you though Prius drivers were bad, wait until you see the average Tesla driver"
by Untalented14YearOld May 15, 2023
An electric top of the line car that anybody would want. made by our Lord and Savior Elon Musk. So you know you can trust it. Also, the cars model names spell s3xy.
Person 1: did you hear about the new Tesla?
Person 2: yeah the model Y sound dope!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish I had the money and patience.
Person 2: yeah the model Y sound dope!
Person 1: Yeah, I wish I had the money and patience.
by S0me idiot March 17, 2019
by PhoneticPronunciation April 10, 2018
Amazing and loves to party if you're at a party you better hope tesla is gonna be there she is crazy but also chill she's so beautiful and funny
by Helloitspoppy January 24, 2017
A group of people who drive Tesla's, live in a mansion, and practice witchcraft. They are the type of people who drink Red Bull with a metal straw to save the turtles.
by Crayon Pop January 25, 2020
In a phrase Nikola Tesla > Charlie Sheen, Nyan Cat, Chuck Norris, and any other so-called win people added, then raised exponentially to the power of a googolplex. This dude invented the polyphase alternating current system, fluorescent lighting, had OCD (especially with the number 3), caused an earthquake, might have invented a time travel machine but blueprints destroyed in lab fire, was the true inventor of radio, helped develop a necessary logic gate called an "AND" gate, and lots more. The best thing he did though, was invent the epic win Tesla Coil.
Nikola Tesla was far more influential on out lives than Edison, yet he gets only a paragraph, if any in textbooks. Nikola Tesla = WIN. And sadly he's dead and asexual. He's also somewhat hot.
by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 10, 2011
A "rusty Tesla" involves defecating on your partner during intercourse and sticking their finger in an empty light socket.
by John Beaversnatcher November 21, 2019