swoll

when a short stack cant get any bigger at the gym so he tells his boys hes swoll

Friend - yo lets go lift some weights
friend2 - na I can't im too swoll from the other day
friend - bro you barely have muscle

by immmmapotatoo November 20, 2023

swoll'

Swoll' (short for swollen) is a word most popularly sung by j. dla in his song "cry" where the hook says:

"My eyes so swoll' and I'm crying all night
I don't even wanna be alone."

by illipino February 13, 2021

Swoll House

A gym or recreation center where someone goes to work out. The term "swoll" refers to the swollen look/feeling ones muscles get, and "house" refers to the establishment you get swollen in.

The phrase originated at San Diego State University, also known as the Tool Academy

Bro 1: Yo dawg you wanna hit the swoll house?

Bro 2: FUCK YEAH BRO, LETS GET FUCKING JACKED!

Bro 1: FUCK YEAH BRO! Hold up though I gotta pound some NOEXPLODE and shit first

by Young Andro July 14, 2011

swoll show

The act of working out with the goal of getting jacked. A hard workout will leave one's muscles 'swoll' enough for the whole world to see.

Jim: Where you going dude?
Bobby: Just heading to the gym to get my swoll show on.


Andy: Damn dude, you look huge.
Bobby: Yeah, I know, just got my swoll show.


Rakesh: Why the hell are you trying to curl more than your body weight?
Bobby: Shut the fuck up, I'm getting my swoll show on.

by BlazenBobby February 15, 2009

Swoll Head

High intelligence

Hey Joe what did you get on the test?
I got an A+.
You got that swoll head!

by jjmike December 20, 2015

Swoll Patrol

A category of gym goers that roam around the gym in tank tops. They make sure their biceps still exist by checking them in the mirror regularly. Spending most of their time doing exercises consisting of a slow walk with their arms spread like they are about to take flight. Also can be categorized under douchebag or Tool

shit bro, the swoll patrol is always taking up the space in front of the mirrors

by califorreal January 13, 2011

swoll piece

To be dissed, called a name, to be swolled

AJ was considered a swoll piece when I wrote this sentence

by Poopy Ba-tooty December 30, 2007