Swifter than Swift

Swift - Being very stealthy or quick, when you walk across water you shouldn't touch it if you are truely swift.

John is very swift in combat.

by Minister May 14, 2005

mampi swifter

Tonking biffta, A huge zooty packed with ganja, cannabis

Mampi swift an amazing DNB DJ

Lets smoke a mampi

I just blazed a mampi swifter, im bashup

by J G KEMPSON March 1, 2008

shifted his own stick

To masturbate.

"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011

by deserthillsguy April 26, 2011

shifted records

shifted records is daddy newgen 🤤🤤🤤

agramane: wow omg shifted record the hot newgen
shiftedrecords: sup baby girl 🤤🤤🤤
shifted records is hot

by NOTshiftedrecords January 28, 2022

Secret Swifter

Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.

Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"

Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."

Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"

Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"

by Mindistortion November 18, 2011

shifted

When you're not completely 'TRIGGGGERED', but you are still minimally affected in the 'triggered' kind of way.

"dude that meme got me shifted"
"that statement just made me feel a little shifted"
"Dear White People got me shifted dude"

by shiftedgecko June 22, 2017

Swisted

Sick & twisted

The stuff we did last week was so swisted! Lets do it again.

by PaulShelley December 5, 2014