One of the best guitarist for the best band ever! His actual name is Russ Parrish and yeah. He plays for Steel Panther, a comical glam metal band with humorous lyrics..some say that their lyrics are annoying or offensive, but it's all for metal so it's good. Satchel gets a ton of pussy and (according to him) has a 5.5 inch dicc. He's amazing and thicccccc asf.
Michael: "State your name"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"
"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"
"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"
by Tom Landon Hoppus January 13, 2020
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The act of going balls out, no holds barred, to the max. Whether you're hitting something, driving, racing, or fucking, if you go full satchel you're doing it right.
Matt: My truck is pretty loud, especially when I'm going full satchel down 79.
David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!
Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.
David: I can't get this bolt broke loose. Time to go full satchel with the impact!
Nick: Last night, this girl and I were fucking, man I went full satchel and fucked her into submission.
by CRAWFORDx96 April 6, 2017
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by themellonchef February 7, 2018
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by Donnie Basco September 15, 2020
Get the COD Satchel mug.Phil Wenneck: You're not really wearing that are you?
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.
Alan Garner: Wearing what?
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil Wenneck: So does Joy Behar.
by yevkur April 19, 2010
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