stwasted

being stoned and wasted at the same time.

pronounced st-wast-ed, quickly.

being stwasted tends to lead to awful decisions, poor motor skills, and memory loss of what happened during your stwasted adventures!

1. 'Ugh i was so stwasted i made out with half the party last night!'

2. Don't be stwasted and drive!

3. You shouldn't get stwasted too often, it destroys your lungs AND your liver.

by AliIsColourful January 12, 2011

Swaste

Liquid waste in the bottom of row boats excreted by Sea Lions or other marine mammals. Swaste has the appearance of brown watered down soup and usually has a very pungent aroma.

From the wharf at Monterey Bay California, one can view Sea Lions basking in the sun on small rowboats and dingy's. The bottoms of the boats are commonly filled with swaste.

by Swaste Doctor August 13, 2011

Swashed buckled at the benders

When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender

Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!

by Swashed buckled at the benders October 17, 2019

Shwasted

(Adj.) the combination of shit-faced and wasted

1. When one is beyond wasted and/or high asf out of their mind.

2. The act of turning fucked up to the max.

Brad: dude you were totally shwasted last night.
Chad: yeah bro I know I got fucked up at that frat party!

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smasted

A combination of the two words describing overly drunk (smashed and wasted).

HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS SMASTED!!!!!

I AM GETTING SMASTED!!!!!!!!

by D-rock9120 January 5, 2011

Swashed Out

When you see somebody wearing Mixed Matched shoelaces, Different shoes, Colored Jeans, Chain Wallets, etc. ; When you see someone trying to wear a style thats not even cool anymore

Man, I was talking to Kevin yesterday and his outfit was so Swashed Out.

by WhiteVans3 March 10, 2012

Swisted

Sick & twisted

The stuff we did last week was so swisted! Lets do it again.

by PaulShelley December 5, 2014