Scene surfer

Urban chameleons. These are the kids you'll see at a rave one night and a punk show the next. They blend in with every crowd, although are not completely accepted by all. Known for being really intelligent and beautiful, although not necessarily in the mainstream sense. NOT HIPSTERS. There's like fifteen or sixteen per town.

A: I saw that kid at the {generic punk band name} show last night! What's he doing going to a jazz club?
C: He's a scene surfer.

by istudyripcity June 23, 2012

Under-surfer

little balls of snot or snotters that are dangling from ones nasel hairs. the act of breathing causes them
too surf.

fuck me! brian in the bakery needs his nose hair trimmed, he had an under-surfer so big it was riding his top lip.

by garrythegrey July 12, 2016

The Soul Surfer

The football touchdown celebration dance where one puts their arm inside their shirt and pretends to surf like the one-armed surfer whose arm was taken by a Great White.

After little Bill scored a touchdown in flag football, he put one arm in his shirt and did The Soul Surfer while his teammates pretended to swim around him like sharks.

by That boy Rodrick October 3, 2013

swag surfer

A person with such an incredible amount of swagger that there is no need to put even the most minute amount of effort forth.

Joey - "yo, u callin them females tonight?"
Pekelo - "nawh, fuck that I ain't callin shit, we hittin the bar... imma swag surfer mayne... betchu we pull betta ones within minutes."

by Cushuito January 16, 2010

surfer rosa

album by the pixies that came out in 1988. it has a cool rough and raw sound, like they're playing in the same room.

"once i buy sufer rosa, my life will be complete."

"i gave my extra copy of surfer rosa to fanboy and he has yet to listen to it. stupid bastard!"

by brittles September 13, 2004

surfer poser

Basically, someone who has never surfed and probably lives in the middle of a landlocked state, but sees it on TV and immediately goes to Hollister (or if its really bad, Aeropostale,) buys an entire new wardrobe, wears thong sandals everywhere (even in the middle of winter), and thinks that they belong on a beach somewhere in Cali. Comes in various degrees of poser-ness, all of which share the common trend of wearing clothes that they thing real surfers would wear, and probably the woven hemp-like chokers that you can buy for like 99 cents in every convenience store across the country. Ultimately, its someone trying to fit a stereotype invented by surfer wannabes just like them.

If you: Can't swim
Have never even been to the ocean
Are over 12 and still think think "boogie
boarding" is cool
Still swim with your parents when you do go to the
ocean
Wear a speedo
Buy your "boardshorts" at (Insert Dept. Store of
your choice)
...and have ever bought anything at Hollister, you are a surfer poser.

by Brian Murtha May 26, 2006

sidewalk surfer

n. a person riding a skateboard, especially a longboard with soft wheels and loose trucks

"We almost got run over by a sidewalk surfer on the walk over here."

by Jason Hollowell June 28, 2007