Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.
Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom
Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant
Man: Cool Beanss
Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant
Man: Cool Beanss
by nandolf13 November 5, 2009
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When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.
When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.
After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.
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Connor: Why?
Derek: Because Mr.Chong gave me an asian super soaker when i walked by his house
Connor: LUCKY!
Connor: Why?
Derek: Because Mr.Chong gave me an asian super soaker when i walked by his house
Connor: LUCKY!
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The act of 4 men, in totality, creaming a large crowd of self-proclaimed intellectuals in the presence of unskilled laborers.
The act of 4 men, in totality, creaming a large crowd of self-proclaimed intellectuals in the presence of unskilled laborers.
By customer request, the team of subject matter experts gave them the Serbian super soaker every day for three weeks.
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guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here”
you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”
guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”
you- “look at the urban dictionary”
you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”
guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”
you- “look at the urban dictionary”
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