suspiciously straight

Someone who is so straight that it must be an act.
Often used by lesbians to describe me.

"Alex is suspiciously straight."
"What do you mean?"
"There's no way they are actually straight"

by FloatingPyro December 13, 2020

suspicious stew

It's me. I'm suspicious stew.

Human: Oh hello name!
Me: No, I'm suspicious stew

by Sushi Coochie February 18, 2021

Yankee Suspicious

When northerners automatically assume that southern hospitality and politeness carries underlying malicious intent.

Northerner: And then she said, "y'all are such a blessing." What a creep, she must be trying to butter me up.

Southerner: That's just how people are in the south. Don't be so yankee suspicious!

by Average Veteran August 29, 2017

psychopathy-suspicious

The belief that more than 1% of the population is a psychopath and the paranoia that everyone, though they may not be 100% psychopathic, you interact with could possibly carry psychopathic traits. This includes the belief that, since psychopathy is genetic and a trait that can be passed on, that someone can be born expressing a small percentage of psychopathy and doesn’t have to be 100% or 0% psychopathic; they can be anywhere in between 0%-100%. This also means that, since psychopathy is a favorable trait for the fitness of the species, that over time there will be an increase in people expressing varying degrees of psychopathy since it is a desirable trait. It is important to remember however, that psychopaths are unintelligent chimps devolving the human race.

Are you psychopathy-suspicious?

by Turquoise2 September 27, 2020

sneaky suspicion

Misheard idiom for when you think someone is being shady af

I have a sneaky suspicion that Greig has a karaoke system in his car.

by MJFV October 5, 2022

Age of Suspicion

The age at which a person's family and friends, and indeed society as a whole, begins to seriously suspect he/she is gay. Generally at least 26 or 27, a person at the Age of Suspicion has never had a long-term boy/girlfriend, nor wife/husband (which would exonerate him/her from suspicion). With the Age of Suspicion, homosexuality is not necessarily viewed as undesirable or wrong, it more marks the time when a person's family and friends are fed up with him/her being "in the closet," if he/she is in fact gay.

"Patrick is turning 30 this year.. no wedding in sight either"
"He's approaching the Age of Suspicion. Someone should tell his parents"

by Anonymous4591 March 16, 2010

among us suspicious

suspicious

Among us there is an imposter among us suspicious who has recently been participating in suspicious activities inside of the crew ship, do not go to 02, Reactor or Electrical if you do not want to be contacted by the suspicious imposter among us at 3A.M.

by Among us lover 4265 October 30, 2021