Speage (noun):
1. An adult male, smaller in stature, who engages in homosexual fellatio at noon.
2. Unlike a "Twink," a Speage is characterized by a resemblance to a gremlin or goblin and often uses green camouflage to distract from male ejaculation on their torso.
1. An adult male, smaller in stature, who engages in homosexual fellatio at noon.
2. Unlike a "Twink," a Speage is characterized by a resemblance to a gremlin or goblin and often uses green camouflage to distract from male ejaculation on their torso.
1. "Every afternoon, the team would jokingly refer to their smallest member as a speage, alluding to his peculiar habit of disappearing at noon."
2. "Whenever lunchtime approached, some would call him a speage due to his tendency to sneak off and his uncanny resemblance to a goblin in his green attire."
2. "Whenever lunchtime approached, some would call him a speage due to his tendency to sneak off and his uncanny resemblance to a goblin in his green attire."
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