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Fucktional

Functional complete dysfunction aka Shystem's Function that is FUBAR Fucked UP ~ SHIFUBAR!!! ~ yet barely functioning.

“When criminals gain possession of the State machinery – as we KNOW Corporate-Political Elites have done – the Corporation State continues to function because fear, mediocrity and corruption in office, salaried position and general-practiced citizenry cannot summon the moral courage to WITHHOLD OUR COLLABORATION!”

- Ernst Frankenstein (1881-1959) – German/Jewish lawyer, philosopher & international jurist – father of Natural Ethics – as Frank E Warner in ‘Future of Man’ (London 1944)
NACTZ1 'Rule' in AOTEAROA New Zealand will mean the complete PRe-Veil of Globalized, Neo-Bellum, Neo-Colonial, Neolobotomized, Neoliberal, Corporation State *Market Dictatorshop* Zombieconomic WaffeFF Fucktional Faschism, and WE'RE fucken DONE if that happens.
by PartisanZ July 11, 2023
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Suctianalating

When a man is having anal sex and the recepeint farts but their rectum is to tight so the air becomes trapped increasing the air pressure and enlarging the penis causing it to get stuck
Tried suctianalating yesterday and I still can't feel my dick.
by Mingemachine69 December 1, 2024
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Fucktional

When you're functionally fucked up.
I was partying all night and had to work for 12 hours the next day. Instead of getting and hour of sleep and feeling like crap I extended my party session within functional limits and became a fucktional adult instead.

Ex: Functional or Fuckionality are the umbrella terms for other fictional actions such as "hair of the dog", "Sharpener", "Shampooy" , "puke and ralley (as long as the recovery brings you back to a level of functionality)

2) See Canadian Rob Ford. Ran a whole city on crack. Very Fucktional.
by TickyTy888 July 18, 2025
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Susational

When your friend's boyfriend is so sus, it's sensational.
Todd was downright susational when he told her that he washed his dick off in the Burger King bathroom for her safety.
by She's the best cook sometimes October 10, 2025
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Trans-Sectional

a person who changes instruments.
Lisa is a Trans-Sectional. She was no good at clarinet, so she changed to Saxophone
by bandgeek4evah February 26, 2010
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Ghetto Sectional

A type of couch that is created when one pushes an office chair, dining room chair, etc. up against the front of a couch to rest one's feet on.
Ah... I've got my cheese puffs, the MLP: FIM Season 1 DVD, and I just made a ghetto sectional. It's on.
by Percival Sweetwater II September 23, 2011
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Urban suctionary

It perfectly depicts what the urban dictionary turned into. Mayb it was too great for too long. We will never know. Once a great place to read about blue waffles now turns into a place about Trump af, Dadalicious and fidget spinner? Upsetting.
I was on urban dictionary the other night but people are reaching waaaaay to hard for words anymore. So much so it ought to be called urban Suctionary
by Dz nuttz June 21, 2017
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