stumped

the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night

Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!

by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009

Stumped

Stumped is used to describe when one is feeling sad and horny. Everyone has felt this at some point and the council has decided to create a word for this. Happy Stumping

"Hey bro how you feelin"
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"

My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.

by braeden has awesome pants September 8, 2019

simphead23

simphead23 means someone whose actually amazing, funny, and kind.

OMG IS THAT SIMPHEAD23?!!
oh! yeah that is simphead23 they’re so cool and funny!

by urmomom June 2, 2021

Stumped

Being dismembered of every limb

The Black Knight in the movie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight

by Dusty Smith July 24, 2008

stemhead

a penis
someone who is a shmuck but isn,t jewish

Look at that idiotic stemhead

by Gregg Mackrides October 13, 2003

stumped

a cross between "stoked" and "pumped."

Frank: Are you ready for this game?
Leon: Hell yeah! I'm so fucking STUMPED, man!

by Keelie. July 4, 2008

stumped by the trump

When you really play the no female president card in every fucking interview of you to exist and still get stumped by that racist and perverted Trumpet

Hillary: Shit, I got stumped by the Trump!

by Weird shit not defined here March 8, 2017