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cool story bro

a troll's last resort, often used when the troll has no other defense to use
i like horror movies. no they suck. your movies suck. my movies kick ass. and my movies kick ass too. cool story bro
by chazm00 May 8, 2010
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A response to any of the comments made by Junaid Yasin, a brown senior at Parkway West High School because everything he says has completely no relevance to the current conversation. Cool Story Bro is also known as the "ultimate shutdown".
by coolstorybro123456 February 22, 2011
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A slang you say when someone is talking about shit you don't care about, it is unappealing to you and you feel like you are going to split into a freaking coma.

You tell the faggot in a sarcastic manner, "Cool Story Bro".
Hobo: I ORDERED 5KG OF CRACK FROM PIZZA HUT!
Troll: Cool Story Bro.
by SaviourZealot October 6, 2011
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A phrase used toward someone if you don't really care what they are saying, or your just joking around trying to annoy them.
by your a yickkkkkk August 30, 2013
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A phrase used by awesome men with 7in.+ penis' and meant to be used when women talk about long boring stories when trying to watch football or doing something more important.

Also, used towards men when their annoying.

-Can also be used with "nope sorry" in context.
Girl: "Omg today was the worst day! i spilled coffee on my shirt!"
Guy: "Cool story bro"

Girl:"Stop playing cod and listen to me about my day!"
Guy: nope sorry...but cool story bro.

Girl:"I love you"
Guy:"cool story bro"
by Blueboy7thst November 14, 2011
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meaning

we don't really care, please shutup.

originated at south sydney high school from a certain matthew holiday.

Unless you are him or italian, don't even try to claim it.
by yehmancoolstory December 5, 2010
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Not listening and doesn't care if comes off rude
Friend: Yea so yesterday i went on this really awesome travel and it was so cool

Bored Person : Cool story Bro
by SmartCockAsian May 17, 2019
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