Stoolen

To make an object vanish and become otherwise unavailable by sticking it up your own or someone else's arse where it is likely to become contaminated by human stools samples.

"C-3PO got his phone stolen when he was in Brighton at the weekend"
"Oh, you mean stoolen. It's probably just on vibrate and stuck up someone's arse."

by dunkinnuts February 12, 2019

stooter

A small electric scooter with tiny wheels, the top speed of which is slightly faster than most people walk. This type of scooter is very popular among tourists and wannabe hipsters in urban areas. Such scooters often lack turn signals or lights, impede conventional vehicles and put the operators and others at risk. This type of scooter is a stupid scooter--hence, a "stooter".

I almost hit a guy riding one of those stooters.

by Travelingmankc July 21, 2019

Stooter

A motorized scooter, can be gas or electric that is operated standing up such as a Go-Ped, Viza, Martin Monster, Santa Cruz Boxer, electric scooters etc.

I rode my stooter to work because I got a dui and lost my license.

by ho-pedder September 5, 2022

next level stoogery

A next level of stupidity that surpasses even the most exemplary of stupidity. A stupidity so profound that even the people who set the bar of amazing stoogery are completely caught off guard and are left in a state of shock ,awe, disgust and finally utter disbelief.

Wow... just wow.. you went to take out the garbage, but along the way got distracted and left it on the ground next to the garbage can and come back inside. Now you have to go back out and finish the task.. that's some next level stoogery my friend.

by Willie shaverpus March 28, 2023

stooper

A person who poops in a stadium bathroom; a stadium pooper.

"Sorry it took so long to get the beers. This stooper took his sweet time since it's the first time the Twins are playing here."

by deangisele April 5, 2010

stoogerific

a term used to describe something that is extremley awesome or good, but at the same time extremely stupid and funny

*combination of the words "stooge" and "terrific"

omg that guy is so stoogerific lolz

lolz did u c that, that was the most stoogerific thing ive ever seen!

by lardz April 3, 2008

Stooperpoopier

Someone who, by defying the law's of creation, has become so stupid that they dumbfound everyone they meet. This new category of person is somehow even dumber than an original stooperpoop and therefore isn't granted full rights of a human.

You will always be Stooperpoopier than anyone in human history, Anya.

by TxNic June 21, 2011