space stocking

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo later on.

he just used his space stocking on me!

by charlie May 13, 2005

Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.

Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."

by Justin Ryan! January 22, 2009

jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017

fuck me stockings

Sexy nylon stockings worn by women to cause sexual arousal in men. They are usually kept on while having sex and usually go with a pair of fuck me heels or a pair of fuck me boots.

W: hey, great, you are stone-hard tonight
M: must be those fuck me stockings that you are wearing, they're my viagra!

by Jirka69 October 5, 2017

pink stocking

When you get fucked in the ass and your anus comes out when the guy pulls his dick out

I was fucked in the ass so hard I got a pink stocking

by Ms. Erika November 4, 2007

Cumas stocking

The act of Santa cuming in your stocking

George:I got toys and candy in my stocking! What'd you get?
Craig: i got a cumas stocking, fuck you santa......

by Greenday256 December 15, 2012

Fish net stockings

Stockings made out of fish net that wokes a woman look really hot and sexy. Makes you horney.

Kathy makes me horney in those fish net stockings.

by Deep blue 2012 November 12, 2009