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Asian stir fry

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
by Asian Dog Rapist August 1, 2021
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Douche Bag Stir Fry

Some one who wears affliction t-shirts... And who is just a douche bag to a T!
A Douche Bag Stir Fry is a guy from California and is named Eric, who is a one upper. Anything that you have done... This person has done better or knows someone who has
by LilPrincess918 October 19, 2010
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Chicago Stir-Fry

Boiling completely liquid diarrhea in a croc pot and using it as a popular Chicago substitute for gravy. Often seasoned with smegma or red pepper flakes flakes
Billy: yo Tony can I get a little chicago stir-fry on my dog?

Tony: Tell when to stop pouring billy!
by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025
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Montana stir fry

The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry
Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower
by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023
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Mississippi Stir-Fry

Whatever it is, you can't afford it.
In desperation, I asked her if she could give me a mississippi stir-fry; all she did was direct me to the local library.
by Charlie No-Face July 14, 2020
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stir fry chille pepper

It is what you call a girl who has got it all in one package.

Wangster talk
Dude, check out the stir fry chille pepper
by Scott March 31, 2005
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Shanghai Stir Fry

A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan
Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.
by A-trips October 30, 2020
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