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Stevie Wonder Syndrome 

When you date an ugly chick but she is so ugly that after dating you can't remember why you dated her. You lose your innocence because you were that blind.
Ugly Chick dates guy who is totally innocence because he has Stevie Wonder Syndrome.. You will wish you never got Stevie Wonder Syndrome

Stevie Wonder bite 

When you take a bite and the food is so good that you close your eyes, tilt your head back, and oscillate your head rhythmically in enjoyment; akin to how Stevie Wonder does when he's feeling his music.
Becky: "Are you alright, Josh?"
Josh (opens eyes, pauses, sighs deeply): "Aww that was amazing-- that Stevie Wonder bite is going to put me in a food coma."
Stevie Wonder bite by joshua beans November 29, 2012

stevie wonder sword fighting

When two male friends are having sex with a dead decomposing dog and/or cat. Starts out by both friends inserting their dicks into opposite but symmetrical sides of the animal. While both men are inside of the animal you begin to angrily fuck or "sword fight" inside the animal, not being able to see who's winning or how close the dicks are to each other. Therefore it's like sword fighting in the dark, or a stevie wonder sword fight.
"Hey man, my dog just got ran over by a car... Wanna come over so we can do some Stevie Wonder sword fighting?"

Stevie Wonder a ho 

Much like 'Supermaning a ho', the male cums in the females eyes after she falls asleep so that in the morning she cannot open her eyes.
Stevie Wonder a ho by Lease September 26, 2008

Stevie Wonder Ear Lobes 

Yo, I tried to get that girls attention but she just ignored me. She didn't hear you man, she's got Stevie Wonder ear lobes

Stevie Wonder Weed

Weed that makes you 'blind' (close your eyes for a while) that is refereced to Stevie Wonder, a blind musician.
"I'm so Stevie Wondered right now"
"I picked up a 3.5 in Salford yesterday, I think it's Stevie Wonder Weed."
Stevie Wonder Weed by HowlsMcr November 15, 2020