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Steve ‘Otis’ Bannon

Nickname awarded to the MAGAt political strategist, because of his uncanny resemblance to Otis Campbell, the lovable drunkard on the ‘Andy of Mayberry’ sitcom.
Steve ‘Otis’ Bannon looks more hungover than the Mayberry town drunk. He needs to be put back in jail until he sobers up.
by LaughingAloud February 10, 2026
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Go All Steve Irwin On You

1. To be attacked by any wild animal in its native habitat, specifically by a stingray.

2. Die at the hand of a wild animal.
Watch out for those stingrays over at SeaWorld. Don't let them go all Steve Irwin on you.
by CaptainPolaris February 27, 2009
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the Steve Jeltz of

Steve Jeltz was a professional baseball player in the 1980s; he is generally regarded as one of the worst baseball players in recent memory. This belief may not be truly justified, but I digress...

To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.
About three years ago, I was watching some shitty horror movie with a friend and fellow baseball fan. I became irritated with the remarkably stiff and unconvincing performance of one of the actors, which led me to remark that he was "the Steve Jeltz of actors." Immediately after I said this, that actor yelled "OHHHH NOOOO!" in a hilariously bad voice.

My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."
by C-Mills September 14, 2012
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Steve wilks once more updated

A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022
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Steve's Old Bay

When you need a little encouragement to eat out a girl on her period to earn your wings. You just toss some old Bay seasoning on it and chow down cause you ain't a quitter, and you love Old Bay
She was on her period and I couldn't eat her out until I pulled a Steve's Old Bay.
by dayoldhotdog June 14, 2023
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tao of steve

the tao of steve is in three parts
1) Eliminate desire
2) you have to do something excellent in her presence
3) Retreat
1) A woman can smell an agenda
2) Proving your sexual worthiness
3) We pursue that which retreats
by the ross February 13, 2004
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On Steve

A term used to take the place of on jesus or on god. Steve is Steve, don’t ask who he is.
Peter: Yo who’s steve bro?
Theo: On steve this dude trippin, Steve is Steve.
by WifeyBeThiccy October 19, 2021
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