Cuba Di Stefano

gibberish for retard

damn that furry is a Cuba Di Stefano

by monkey :? May 17, 2022

Stefano

Super Italian guy, like so fucking Italian. so motherfu**ing italian He can say cheese in Italian/- Formaggik

Oh my god stefano is so italian

by 3l3v3nt33n/Der February 4, 2019

Homo Stefanus

An ancient species that once walked the plains of Africa. This is one of the most advanced cousins of Homo Sapiens. Activites of the Homo Stefanus include recieving a participation medal in Mario Kart, playing Fortnut, etc. It is believed that the Homo Stefanus interbred with another ancient species known as the Homo Ballandus retardo, which was another long lost species. Alas, the Homo Stefanus became extinct when the Homo Gabrielus( which was another ancient cousin of modern day humans) defeated the Homo Stefanus In a Mario Kart tournament and catapulted them into extinction. Legend has it that one Homo Stefanus survived the onslaught of the Homo Gabrielus, and traveled across the sea, to ancient North America, and brought a Homo Ballandus retardo with him, and they created a whole new colony of Homo Stefanus.

Look, it's a Homo Stefanus!! Wait... aren't they extinct?

by MissedPigeon May 16, 2019

stefano

amazing skater, funny, sexy, gangsta, from the sco, awesome

so i know this boyyy, and hes perfect. his name is stefano.

by Danasaur September 17, 2008

stefansexual

when someone feels sexual attraction towards Stefan Salvatore regardless of their sex or gender

Look at marie! she can't stop drooling over stefan's pics, she's gotta be stefansexual

by justalitttlepotato December 30, 2020

Stefano

A Stefano appears to be the alpha-male when he walks into the room but he's just a dopey nerd.

He plays soccer to hide the fact he's a nerd.

He's calm, collected, sincere, generous and only a bit funny. You can't pin-point his humour because sometimes he laughs at the lamest things.
Like Original Pringles, his style is plain.

Like pizza with gamberi, he's undeniably likeable.

"I must admit, Stefano is always on my mind."
"What!? But he doesn't get Pride and Prejudice and has a chronically dysfunctional nose!"
"I know."

by Alanni-Gean Tornrit May 21, 2023

Stefanoni

An absolute boss, a guy you don't want to mess with, a pussy getter.

Everyone: "I want pussy like Stefanoni gets."

by Dr. Micmuffin May 7, 2013