Stationgasm

The rush of pleasure you feel when you're looking at stationery.

OMG, looking at this stationery is giving me a stationgasm.

by gooboolou September 17, 2016

stationary road head

When your lady shows up to your work during lunch break to suck you off in your car on the company parking lot.

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday and gave me some stationary road head out in the parking lot.

by 1machinist November 17, 2020

Stationary Cowgirl

To sit on a dick usually similar to how you would a chair with with stationary or very little movement

Sarah wanted to enjoy a movie but still wanted my dick so she pulled a Stationary Cowgirl on me.

by Kagari June 29, 2021

The Stationary

When a male holds his fist in a stationary posistion on a waist high table and inserts his penis into the gap of the fist, thus leading him to feel like he is having authentic sexual intercorse.

"I walked in on steve, while he was performing the stationary on himself, And he ejaculated all over my desk."

by Curt & Jeff March 24, 2005

Stationary Crunk

A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.

Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!

by mobile crunk February 23, 2009

stationary joe

when a guy simply just takes it in the butt without movement; opposite of a spinning jenny

Wow, he pulled a stationary joe last night.

by Stationary Joe October 18, 2011

SHARDONNAE

She is really cute and pretty shy and pretty antisocial at times but she also crazy so beware

Shardonnaeeeeeee

by HEyoooooo2 April 30, 2019