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redrum stabby

(for women), the act of slashing one's own hand and/or fingers with a broken mirror, old razor blade, box cutter or similar device, then using that hand to masturbate. The bloody fingers or cutting implement are used to "stab" into any erogenous zone. Similar to redrum slappy.
Angelina covered up last night's redrum stabby with the old "that time of the month" excuse.
by suspicious package February 7, 2007
mugGet the redrum stabbymug.

long stabby thing

Can be used to refer to any form of weapon - especially a knife, golf club, baseball bat or even a spouse - that can be used to fend off thugs at the unlikely time of 3 in the morning. (Brought up by morning show host Karl Stefanovic and unintentionally taken way out of context by fellow news anchor Georgie Gardner on Channel Nine's Today Show in February 2011.)
(1) I grabbed this long stabby thing that I have next to the bed just in case someone breaks in.
(2) Tim is my long stabby thing.
by Quizmaster 85 May 24, 2011
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stabby rip stab stab

A term used to mock an emo kid. It is often spoken in jest with wild flailing motions of your right hand across your left wrist to symbolize the self-injury that is associated with emos.

The term "stabby rip stab stab" was first used in "The Emo Song," written by Adam and Andrew.
After listening to that sad song, I was, like, "stabby rip stab stab."
by Citizen_14 December 9, 2008
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stabby abby

Stabby Abby tends to conclude Crabby Abby or Throat Jabby Abby.
by LarryStephens March 19, 2022
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Stabby

Adjective
Used to describe an individual who stabs a lot
She's stabby, apparently she stabs people a lot.
by APH.536 May 30, 2019
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Stabby Rong

A Stabby Rong is when an interracial couple engage in a hand job under a table in a restaurant.
Hey dude, that lady over there is totally giving that guy a Stabby Rong under that table.
by taintlicker2000 January 22, 2014
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Pokey Stabby

A small but very uncomfortable pine or pike that has been lodged in between ones shirt and skin. Usually of the plant decent and are a lot of the time, discovered during sleep or slumber.
After John woke up an a sense of panic and after ripping off his sweat shirt and throwing it across the room, resulting in the zipper of the sweat shirt hitting him in the face. Soon he discovered that the culprit for his nighttime attacker was but a Pokey Stabby
by kittenmcsprinklez November 29, 2013
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