by Rionox December 23, 2022
Get the Firm Squirtermug. Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi
by Donald Trumps cunt December 12, 2018
Get the Eggplant squirtermug. by anna bernom November 19, 2021
Get the squirter squadmug. 1. During sex, Crystal was partial to a finger or two in her dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.
by Truck 12 December 3, 2015
Get the Dirt squirtermug. A vertically challenged midwestern milf who is well versed in the art of fornication and upon climax she unleashes a sea of fluids.
“Kyle” thought he had encountered an anomaly when, “Amber”almost destroyed his fresh linens upon climax. At that moment, “Kyle” realized he had stumbled upon a squirter girl, not a myth, fable, nor legend!
by #theCreamyCenter November 19, 2020
Get the Squirter Girlmug. An old female squirting on her pineapple juice out of her vagina and into the nostrils of her husband/acquaintance.
Grandma: "Pour it in there"
Grandpa: "Alright its in"
Grandma: squirts
Grandpa: "Ahhh, that really cleans out the sinuses! Your a hell of a sag squirter!"
Grandpa: "Alright its in"
Grandma: squirts
Grandpa: "Ahhh, that really cleans out the sinuses! Your a hell of a sag squirter!"
by anal vibrations August 11, 2010
Get the sag squirtermug. Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick
Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut
by Dylowned June 23, 2005
Get the jock squirtermug.