SOUP STRAINER

A SPECIFIC AMOUNT OF PUBIC HAIR THAT COVER A MALES PENIS, WHICH REFUSES ENTRY FOR ANY SEMEN

IM GROWING A SOUP STRAINER IN HONOR OF THOSE WHO LOST THIER LIFES IN THE HOLOCAUST

by COCK MINCH 1 November 14, 2022

Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing body of a judicatory used to weed out theological nut cases.

I gave that hillbilly snake-handling preacher a copy of the gooney strainer and he filled it out and returned it. As we expected, the test shows that he is a theological nut.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 28, 2023

vomit strainer

A trucker cap with the mesh backing.

I bet Ashton Kuscher doesn't know the history of the recist behind that vomit strainer on his head.

by glass March 6, 2005

cock strainer

1. One who strains, or sucks a cock
2. A real bastard

Brian's a dirty low-down cock strainer!

by Ryan January 19, 2005

strainer

An elongated foreskin, that surpasses the entire length of the penis.

Nevs strainer streched the entire length of the book depositry room!

Wayne said that its easy to get girls when you have a strainer

by Annie n Lucy January 18, 2006

Splainer

A joke that none of its recipients get, and then needs to be explained.

Generally is a bad joke that wasn't funny in the first place.

Jim stopped telling the joke halfway through once he realized it was inevitably going to be a splainer.

by Jimbodeenr November 7, 2010

Tea Strainer

Lightly (or not so lightly) tugging on the scrotum with one's teeth.

My ballsack was sore after my girlfriend gave me a tea strainer.

by Marika349204 October 16, 2008