Sports

Sports: noun, the thing where you put a thing into another thing and win something, americas state-sponsored religion

Did you watch that sports game last night it was the best.

by IDONTHAVEANAMEANYMORE June 11, 2017

Sports

the thing where you put a thing into another thing and win something, americas state-sponsored religion

Sports are how you were born.

by IDONTHAVEANAMEANYMORE June 11, 2017

Sports

WHAT YOURE NOT DOING RIGHT NOW!! GO OUTSIDE AND DO SOMETHING!!!

Hey. I think I'll play sports. Wanna join ?

by 86anonymous September 13, 2017

Sports

A type of sex game

Bedroom sports....do you do soft and hard sports.

by Lerryberry October 1, 2018

Sports

the vague concept of moving your body to achieve the goal of making kids cry

Dad: Hey son, lets play some sports
Son: OK
Dad: (pulls out belt)

by GetReadyEpicGamers238 February 3, 2019

sports

not golf

sports require skill and are physical unlike golf

by Jeff Robert Scottson May 14, 2019

Sports

A Fucking waste of time that can’t cure obesity

Hey how was sports it ate a potato

by Mb get junctures mi jyu November 12, 2019