I notice that the tags on Amazon feature a new addition to the English language -- the new verb "to spore", as in "prepare to be spored". There it appears to mean "to have your reputation shredded by customers infuriated at your shitty treatment of them". Personally I feel it also needs to have a transitive sense, viz. "to cheat your customers by treating them as pieces of shit who don't deserve to get anything for their money".
by Z G November 2, 2008
Get the Spored mug.Making a SHow of proGRESS rather than accomplishing anything that could actually be construed as having any value to anyone for any purpose. Actions that cannot be related to any goal or objective. Shogress typically occurs when everyone in the organization is 'aware' and there is a 'network' and a lot of 'buzz' and everyone 'is talking about this now' but measurable numbers related to the project objective haven't budged a bit, or have trended less favorably.
A situation that would be described as shogress (n.):
Question: "The October goal was 7% over last year. Did they meet that number?"
Answer: "They nominated a new Champion for that area, and they also sent in examples of their marketing collateral for everyone to review. I posted it on the website!"
Question: "The October goal was 7% over last year. Did they meet that number?"
Answer: "They nominated a new Champion for that area, and they also sent in examples of their marketing collateral for everyone to review. I posted it on the website!"
by mathgirrl November 29, 2009
Get the shogress (n.) mug.A game by the famous Will Write. As I write this it's release date is a year or so away, but it will be sure to rock the gaming world.
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For the PC.
by Flash Fan August 29, 2005
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Get the spore cysts mug.Commonly reffered to as e-sex. spore speed run is when you are in vc watching a man named josh beat the spore world record. its also very hot and can be a way to find out if your friend is catfishing you with an e-girl alt
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Get the Spore Speedrun mug.Greatest game not released yet. Developed by Maxis and already is in the final stretch of production. 6 modes of play too.
by Qualanx May 21, 2006
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