sporking

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!

by Rosie November 5, 2003

splorf

Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.

1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.

2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.

by Shadowfax November 2, 2004

Splook

Splooge and puke mixed together...SPLOOK!!!

So this girl was deep throating me when she gagged and threw up when I splooged, the splook got everywhere!

by BigDubD15 March 20, 2009

Splorkblats

Breasts.

Donna has nice splorkblats.

by Morck March 31, 2009

Sporkife

An eating implement with a spoon on one end, a fork on the other, and the bottom fork blade serrated like a knife.

spork, sporkife

by DarthNerd March 1, 2010

spnork

a spoon,knife,fork also see spork its a combination of the three

it is used for eating or killing people

wow thats a cool spnork

that was a nice kill with that spnork there was alot of blood

by jacob thomas June 27, 2006

Spork

Little plastic utensil; rounded like a spoon only with tiny spikes. Found in most 'ready to eat' pasta pots, fruit salads etc.

Stove thought that the word 'Spork' related to a structure found on a bicycle wheel. It doesn't though; Stove was wrong.

by Mr. Retsbol March 31, 2015