Spiffed

To be swagged, to the level where the word swag is no long swag.

Person 1:Do you see that girl karlee?
Person 2:Yeah man, she has swag.
Person 1:lol, yeah. Sh.. Whoa do you see Thomas?
Person 2:Dang that boy is lookin spiffed today.

by Kawika Swag. May 28, 2011

Spifey

A way of saying someone is a Walrus, but instead, a Walrus with a lower IQ then normal.

Joe: *spills coffee all over the floor
Adam: "Goddamnit Joe, you're such a Spifey."

by notmoosh123 October 3, 2017

spiffernoodle

A skinny, well dressed fellow

Sup,Spiffernoodle.

by DAVE_WAVE November 15, 2017

Spiffed up

When a man is dressed up in a full suit and tie, again for a reason or on a whim to look hot.

Matt found out the girl he likes is interested in classier men, so he got spiffed up every day to impress her. Even though it was uncomfortable for him, she found his level of spiff pretty hot.

by Knotted up May 18, 2020

spifey

a loser who i simp for

god spifey is so gorgeous

by simp4spifey January 18, 2021

spife

A spife is a combination of a spoon and a knife. But i'm sure no one uses this.

I need to cut my spaghetti with a spife, and eat it with a spife.

by SplaydFopoon December 15, 2022

spiffed

drunk, completely shitfaced

Attending to drunk people is no fun at all. The only time it's fun is if you're equally as spiffed as your friend.

by cree December 31, 2003