Hip Speeding 

To get caught by the police having sex in a vehicle.

Dude! Jerry got caught hip speeding in the park.

Hip Speeding by Snuffy Smith March 23, 2007

sneezing webster

Sticking your dick into a nostrel of a cow while plugging the other nostrel with your hand making the cow tongue your balls.

Dude my friend lost his balls while getting a sneezing webster.

sneezing webster by cale hadaway June 26, 2008

Sneezing Turtlehead 

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.

I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.

Sneezing Turtlehead by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010

speeding 

To take the drug 'speed'

"Hey i got £20, what you wanna do?"
"lets go speeding"

speeding by Zeitgeist September 9, 2008

Speeding Balls 

When you are overly anxious to do work and/or party due to the use of mass quantities of amphetamines.

"I just took an adderall and I am speeding balls right now"

"Dude all those line have got me speeding balls"

Speeding Balls by Addy McGee May 19, 2010

Sneezing Weasel 

When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.

Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"

Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"

Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"

Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a

key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"

Sneezing Weasel by ahar April 26, 2010

Sleezing 

When in a club or pub and get drunk enough to approach a girl and start giving them the chat.

"Are you sleezing tonight?"

"You are such a Sleeze"

Sleezing by AndrewRedman May 31, 2009