Splaticated

To be severely intoxicated

I was so splaticated last night that I think I slept with my cousin.

by Big Time Slimmy Jim G November 19, 2010

Spastamicated

A person is very retarded and can't do anything for himself

Yo Jimmy is spastamicated

by My space February 21, 2018

spastimicated

when someone is acting very dumb and says something stupid.

for example... “your actually so spastimicated”

by wet biscuit April 7, 2021

snosticated

Suffering major cold symptoms, partcularly mucus in nose and throast (so full of snot)

Johnny was feeling well snosticated and had taken to bed until his symptoms remitted.

by Dr Johnny January 7, 2024

Spasticunted

When you have become so tired and stupid and loose all hope for yourself you have become 'spasticunted'

'I just finished a marathon and 8 pints, I'm fucking spasticunted'

'You spasticunt'

by Bald Lee March 31, 2025