Spastic Head

Someone who is really dumb in the head, as if they are on crack but they aren't on anything.
They're just plain retards.
If you find one, give them a nice slap across the head!

Dad: "OI CUNT DO THE DISHES"
You: " Fuckin' relax you spastic head"
Dad: *bashes the shit outta you*

by McKFC August 03, 2018

Tween Spastics

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.

After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.

by Baltimore Beatdown October 09, 2007

Spastic in the attic

"Spastic in the attic" Refers to someone who has been or is being ostracised, outcast or neglected due to medical or social reasons.

"Look Buckley, I know I've broken my arm, but I'm not going to be treated like some spastic in the attic!"

by James Buckley August 21, 2007

crippled spastic

boomytastic

"That pie was crippled spastic"

"That joint was actually crippled spastic"

"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"

by garylikesweed February 05, 2009

Spastic child

This is when a child acts like an utter spastic and you want to kill yourself or kill them eg William gallavin or the i play Pokemon go kid

That kid is an utter spastic child

by Bill boi September 23, 2016

Spastic Wombat

A woman who is freaking out hysterically, over.....nothing at all.
What a waste of money brains and time....

Will you quit being such a spastic wombat!

by ivana flailsomemore August 26, 2016

spasticated monkey

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.

Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".

by dylberto32 August 21, 2009