spastic 

Lance Stroll.

"bro no way he went out on the formation lap and then drove into the gravel! He is such a spastic!"

spastic by CrabbyBilly June 4, 2025

Spastic 

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.

You are a Spastic Timmy.

Spastic by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025

Spastic 

A spastic is a dumb person like a doofus.

You are a Spastic Timmy.

Spastic by Buddy5000 March 24, 2025

Spastic 

A man that shits on his kitchen floor and then falls asleep naked on the couch

“Steve the spastic shit on the kitchen floor Eddie” - Louise

Spastic by Stevepisseshimselfwhendrunk August 22, 2025

Spastic.

Fraser

Wow Fraser is such a spastic.

Spastic. by Gigi24127283930 February 25, 2022

spastic jawline 

A completely deformed jawline

shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline

spastic jawline by Jawlord January 30, 2017

Spastic Eagle

When a person recieves anal, gives head, and gives 2 handjobs at the same time. If you can picture in your head the head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle.

Your mum did a spastic eagle with her co-workers the other night in the office.

Spastic Eagle by Eskibear October 26, 2003