spanger

N. an accidental fool, a term used to tease a person that has made a mistake. a less provocative word as substitute for wanker
origin. wanker, spanker, wanger
pronounced. spang-er (ryhmes with tang-er)

someone purchases a packet of rice crisps when asked to buy potato chips... you "spanger"

by suffer me no more January 22, 2008

spanger

Someone (a cunt) who is a huge pain in the ass but doesn't really mean to be one, althou they cant help it they were born that way.

Spanger - " Can i get more of my vocals in the foldback on stage please, i cant hear myself"

Sound guy 1 - " Is that guy serious, he is standing 20m in front of the stage. How the fuck is he going to hear himself from on stage anyway."

Sound Guy 2 - He's a Spanger, he can do anything.

Sond Guy 1- " Fucking Spangers"

by Darkest March 1, 2010

Spadger

-noun A MILF spotter, usually with a copy of the iSpy Book Of MILFs. Collectively, Spadgers

Did you see that Spadger outside the tube station? He was definitely "filling his book" after the over-40s pilates class finished at the local gym

by osc23 May 9, 2012

spanger

Is to be said to someone who is offensive to your girlfrend.
meaning that they are a fucking douche, and have no friends,they are adopted, look like their michael jakcson, and will be strung up by their own balls in a room with Tony Blair.
this is classed as one of the most offnsive things that can be said in your girlfriends defense.

your so fucking gay you little spanger

by chimpy+dafugi December 28, 2006

Speager

A small, furry animal with red ears and a tail with spikes on the end that shoot venom and attack things like humans and pull them into the water. Also known to spin webs and shoot lasers from eyes. Extrememly dangerous.

The wild Speagers of the areas surrounding the University of Western Ontario.

by Dr. Sherman Lipton, PhD, Biological Sciences and Awesomeness January 29, 2007

Spanger

Sesh (To go on a Sesh)

"Wanna go for a Spanger ?"

by Fiftyfiftyjifty May 31, 2017

spaggerdy

a fucking dumbass

Person: That boy is such a spaggerdy

by bugdaddycock November 30, 2017