A commercial port on the south coast of England where the world's largest passenger cruise liners don't dock but wait out in the clearer waters off Portsmouth.
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by PT_P November 18, 2009
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by Last Motherfuker Breathing May 13, 2005
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Get the southampton red rum mug.southampton is a place where either the teachers are too old and forget to teach or where theyre too young and dont know how to teach. the kids are a bunch of hard asses that think theyre cool. all of the sports teams suck. there hasnt been one decent team since 1998. they dont even have a baseball or a wrestling team. no body has parties. EVER!! its the most boring school to go to. black to white ratio--- 3:126
boys basketball: 2-16
girls basketball: 0-18
person 1:im so bored im going to kill myself.
person 2: what are you at southampton schools new jersey or something.
girls basketball: 0-18
person 1:im so bored im going to kill myself.
person 2: what are you at southampton schools new jersey or something.
by rackem willie April 24, 2009
Get the southampton schools new jersey mug.to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".
Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.
*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.
*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
by Stepdads September 29, 2010
Get the taking my talents to southhampton mug.man 1: "aww man i have to go to Southampton tomorrow for work"
man 2: "hahaha unlucky mate that place is a shithole"
man 2: "hahaha unlucky mate that place is a shithole"
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