Soft Cock

An individual with no useful traits

That guy is fucking useless, he is such a soft cock

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

soft cock

lee, a naval chap, used to date my sister

my sisters ex boy friend is a fucking soft cock.

by ollie k August 9, 2004

Soft Cock

A new versatile AussieYank Slang.

When used as noun:
1. 'Soft Cock' means 'got screwed', 'screwed by someone'.
2. 'Soft Cock' also refers to someone who just got screwed in a 'soft' way.

When used as verb:

1. 'Soft Cock' means 'to screw', 'to fuck up'

Example 1 (noun + verb):

As a tourist, Lenard has been 'soft cocked' numerous times by the locals. The locals always seems to 'soft cock' him into getting wrong directions.

He felt like a total 'soft cock'

Example 2 (noun):

Jason likes to 'soft cock' his co-workers

by Someone who got Soft Cocked January 2, 2010

soft cock

A guy is a soft cock when he doesn't feel the need to go out looking for stray cats. He usually has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, hence the soft cock. His friends, who typically are/have hard cocks, are desperate for girlie action on any given night and will make fun of him by calling him a soft cock when they go out to the bars to pick up while he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights.

Hey Mitch, who is going out to pick up tonight?

Not Chris, he is a soft cock.

by Merriam John May 13, 2005

sofcock

Stands for a "Soft Cock", a person who's not a real man, ie able to satisfy the ladies

The guys a total Sofcock..

by Toolbag65 April 20, 2010

Softrock

Jonothan Coulton Song... and probably something to do with sex. Not sure quite yet. In the song he's not very specific as to what it means.

"-to show how soft I'll be when I SOFTROCK you.-"

by homeworkbad February 19, 2009

Soft-Cock

1. Someone that is a little bitch and a pussy
2. A really nice and gentle rooster that is well-behaved

1. If you don't punch a cop in the dick you're a Soft-Cock
2. That is a really well-behaved Soft-Cock

by SUB!!! 2!!! PEWDIEPIE!!! January 23, 2019