by Deviantsdo August 6, 2021
Get the Lockblocked mug.When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention
Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way
Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet
Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me
Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet
Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me
by Niggalini March 31, 2022
Get the Cockblocked by your pet mug.When someone disallows a female/woman the privilege of having their orifice (most commonly vagina/anus) penetrated. Feminine version of cockblock.
“Girl! If sockblock was person it’d look like, my cousin, Rita. I met this fine ass LatinX in the club and this thirsty attention starved skank told them I had a husband. I ‘bout died. I swear it looked like they had half a pool noodle in they pants.”
Plays on the fact that males commonly use socks to masturbate (therefore, the sock’s replacement is acknowledged) and the moniker for prolapsed anus (pink sock).
Also, we don’t refer to vaginas as “cocks” . So, the term cockblock is mired in misogyny. As if;
1) women don’t have a choice in the matter.
2) the orifices entered during sexual intercourse are less important.
3) the vagina isn’t the most important sexual organ in humanity.
Viva la vagine!!!
Plays on the fact that males commonly use socks to masturbate (therefore, the sock’s replacement is acknowledged) and the moniker for prolapsed anus (pink sock).
Also, we don’t refer to vaginas as “cocks” . So, the term cockblock is mired in misogyny. As if;
1) women don’t have a choice in the matter.
2) the orifices entered during sexual intercourse are less important.
3) the vagina isn’t the most important sexual organ in humanity.
Viva la vagine!!!
by unskilled sleeper April 18, 2022
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