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Socialism

Socialism is when the government does stuff. And it's more socialism the more stuff it does. And if it does a real lot of stuff, it's communism.
Russians: Hey Karl Marx what's these new ideologies you've been creating?
Karl Marx: Socialism is when the government does stuff. And it's more socialism the more stuff it does. And if it does a real lot of stuff, it's communism.
by Maisonave September 29, 2020
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Socialpath

The modern definition of a Social Media-addicted, narcissistic, self-centered, egotistical, sociopathic dummy who has stopped caring about anyone else but themselves ever since they got five online accounts and figured out how to airbrush.

Mindless WiFi sheep whose brains have been disillusioned into thinking they are now the singular most important thing on earth.

Armchair activists who pick fights on social media without any knowledge of subject matter, who also possess questionable key-tapping abilities, carpal tunnel and a bent neck.
“She’s a total Socialpath... just look at all the selfies she posts. No photos of her husband or kids anymore, just her in a tiny bikini winking at the camera for somebody else.”
by Charlotte Nicolette February 13, 2020
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socialism

1. An economic system where the means of production, distribution and exchange is determined by the state/public sector in some form. Can be centralised, decentralised, democratic or undemocratic.

2. Description of a left-wing political position between social democracy (general acceptance of the market economy but thinks the public sector has a vital role in proividing some goods and services) and communism (marxism). Agrees in the state determining the means of production, distribution and exchange but wants to bring that about peacefully and democratically.

3. General description of the left: the belief that individuals should be judged on how they treat other people rather than on their job/race/sexuality, that people should have equality of opportunity, that in principle wealth should be distributed fairly to everyone who works rather than the minority who own most of the economy and most of the wealth and that an economy owned by a few individuals without a strong public sector to balance that is undemocratic and unjust.

4. A stage in history defined by Marx's theories as coming after capitlalism and before communism where the means of production is owned by the state and run in the interests of the proletariat.

5. A label used by various Marxist-Leninist dictatorships with state-run economies in the 20th Century to justify their totalitarianism.
All marxists are socialists but not all socialists are marxists.
by Skitali March 3, 2004
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Socialism by default

In a Democratic Capitalist Government where a president
is required to act by executive orders when it's citizens are in economic destitute for shelter, food, and basic necessities. The default arises from the breakdown of capitalist principles.
Socialism by default arises from the breakdown of capitalist principles. Capitalist systems have a human mechanical structure, and once you hit the easy button to start a capitalist system there is no STOP button. In order for the system to maintain functional balance there has to be a constant human input of work for there to be an output of production and services. The base and foundation of capitalism IS JOBS.
by Tony Socialism by default January 21, 2012
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Socialnomics

The building of a company and more specifically brand(s) through the combined use of Social Media sites and SEO (Search Engine Optimization). The end result is web traffic, improved search ranking and revenue.
Pronto Social Media is an example of one company that is passionate about building your brand through Socialnomics. Social Media has taken a turn and companies are rapidly generating traffic and revenue through key Social Media drivers like Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, LinkedIn and the newest player Pinterest.
by Pronto Social Media August 23, 2012
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Socialism Done Left

An epic memer and videographer, most notable for the short film "Ride Wife, Life Good", a reflection into the self-destructive nature of the male ego, the folly of matrimonial expectation, and the tragic impact of rage untempered by consequence. Truly, a masterful commentary on the fundamental pathos of man, so often ignored in this neo-digital age. Historians shall surely place it alongside other such haunting masterworks as Ilya Repin's 1884 Ivan The Terrible And His Son Ivan and Tim Buckley's 2008 Loss.
Socialism Done Left is probably a radlib
by People's Republic of Memes December 18, 2020
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Socialpath

Socialpath: guys that slide through girls DM's,snapchat,Facebook and In some extreme cases Instagram. Socialpath often target women who are in relationships or in some cases married and know no boundaries. Although hard to spot an example of a socialpath is the beginning of a direct message or DM with the word "Hey" or likes a picture from a week ago. Socialpath can also be referred to as a dbag,slider,sancho,creeper,lurker. Some extreme cases of socialpath are the one you don't see coming like a friend turned socialpath often called "friendzone". To prevent a DM from a socialpath is to never give sensitive information like usernames,facebooks, "like" a picture. Keep all social media private! If this is you or know somebody suffering from this mental disorder please seek help. I had to make this to spread awareness!
Omg I just had a Socialpath try and slide through my DM's!

slider dbag lurker creeper sancho gnats
by Rc84 May 25, 2016
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