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Social-distance Drinker

Someone who only drinks alone.
For years he had only drunk in company, politely, and certainly had never taken a drink by himself, one of the warning signs of alcoholism, or so he had read. Now though... now it was different. Alone all day and night in his apartment, evening couldn't come fast enough as he looked forward to his first glass of wine, and his fourth, a social-distance drinker for the new era.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
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square social distance

This rug, which is 2x3 feet, is 1 square social distance.
by Pialinist August 13, 2020
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Social distancing anxiety

The palpable anxiety that come on when I even think of being separated from my fellow humans, even at six feet.
Fearing that my State will lock me in my home for weeks at a time, by myself, gives me social distancing anxiety.
by The Conjurer March 20, 2020
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Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.
Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
by bateworld March 14, 2020
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Breaking Social distancing guidelines

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.
I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)
by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021
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Social Distancing

SOCIAL MEDIA:
Not clicking emojis, 'likes' or reply, on the ill considered comments of the angry, uneducated, self absorbed people you discover are in your social circle (especially during a time of crisis).
YOU: "I don't understand all this stock piling, I mean it's ridiculous and so selfish..........I better take 3 please (I have an

elderly mother / my wife told me to get 3 / I only eat wholemeal / what do you mean only 2)"

ME: Social Distancing
by Salop Sense March 20, 2020
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social distancing

the distance required to render your other party's Second Life avatar inside your augmented reality glasses.
"Please excuse me. I didn't realise you were an eight foot tall fairy elf princess because I wasn't practicing the proper social distancing."
by pseudoraphael May 23, 2020
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