Dick Sniffles

When your nose starts running from sucking dick; most commonly happens from deep throating.

She sucked my dick so good she got the dick sniffles.

Gimme a break, I've got the dick sniffles.

by Riley Jane January 28, 2018

Mr. Sniffles

Runny / stuffy nose

I am with Mr. sniffles.

How to loose a guy in 10 days

by Mrs.Sands November 17, 2013

Cat Sniffers

Cat Sniffers Anonymous, is an exclusive club, to join you must be honestly dedicated to your profession of Cat Sniffing. The CSA started about 20 years ago when a group of feline addicts got extremely high one night and met up with a gang of good smelling biker cats.

Becky: Gee Whiz, your so dedicated to sniffing cats! I really love that in a man.

Ricky: why thank you, long ago i realized Cat Sniffing had to be my job when i got big... then i heard about CSA, it was perfect for me so i joined after rigorous Cat Sniffing training, i finally got in.

Becky: wow Ricky, im impressed , lets do it!!

Ricky: alright, but do you have a cat?

by FiFI February 25, 2005

Dick sniffles

This occurs when the amount of sperm flowing into her mouth overwhelms her swallowing ability and the jizz begins to overflow through her nose causing a reflexive sniffing of the goo, in a attempt to not waste any of the special sauce .

Mike asks ,"Busy night at the truckstop? She replies " Why yes babe, I made 25 dollars, but I got a bad case of the dick sniffles! Fifty cents a head is all they would pay, I sure wish they would pay by the pound instead, we'd be rich!"

by BKD1099 October 27, 2016

Brownsville Sniffles

The act of throwing pepper at a girl's face and sitting on said face, so that upon sneezing the snot will launch directly into your colon.

Thank you Henderson, your interview went well and I think you'll have the VP job soon. Would you like to toast our new business venture with the Brownsville Sniffles?

Always sir, I brought my pepper grinder and some oxy clean for your desk

by kittensruleYo August 20, 2010

coke sniffles

What you get when your sniffles are so bad it sounds like you've been snorting crack for the last 10 years.

"*SNIFF*"
"Dude, what's wrong with you? You've been doing that for the last twenty minutes"
"I'm sorry man, *SNIFF* I've got the coke sniffles."

by wongabird December 3, 2009

Crotch Sniffers

Group of men that frequent the area of a certain person because she is a complete whore and they are hoping she will open her legs (and she usually does) "sniffing her crotch" These people have no lives and put the crotch before work, wives and other important obligations.

Those boys in the warehouse were at her desk again where they don't belong just being crotch sniffers.

by Boo Bitch February 6, 2008