Noun
(From the latin Snideous Rumpous Horrendous)
1. A sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.
2. A person with a know history of sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.
(From the latin Snideous Rumpous Horrendous)
1. A sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.
2. A person with a know history of sub-standard or disappointing sexual performance.
The girl was a poorly experienced bunk up, much akin to a sack of spuds. Failing to participate to a satisfactory level, she was under par in the beauty department, had a fell tounge and her boat race was just fuckin retarded. All in all, a real snide rump.
by R Wilson June 13, 2011
by aashay February 16, 2008
by liam byrom October 01, 2003
Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.
SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.
This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.
This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.
Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*
by Goatlips December 30, 2009
When someone talks shit about you whilst walking by. "Damn I'm so stressed by your snide swipe, I hope you got insurance motherfucker!"
That shit you're talking when you walk past someone and say fucked up shit about them. "My ego hurts worse than the aforementioned snide swipe I recently endured, only because of the inferences made. "
by Architextual January 20, 2025
by Fffshhhehe November 11, 2020
snide buying something that is snide, snidey gear, fake clothes. Bullying someone, like that was just snide.
by Urbantheturban July 08, 2019