snakes on a plane

Describes a situation where trouble is impossible to avoid. Snakes are bad news, but you can't get away from them when you are on a plane.

"Did that chick just get out of a mental instituion? Dating her is just snakes on a plane, man."
by dnatoday July 17, 2006
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Snakes on a Plane

The only movie Chuck Norris admits is better than he. He still enjoys roundhouse kicking snakes as a hobby.
Chuck Norris admitted today that Snakes on a Plane was the only movie he would ever watch on a plane. Unfortunately Chuck Norris doesn't need planes because he can fly.
by StyLz96 August 18, 2006
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A metaphor which indicates a ridiculously, absurdly unpleasant situation caused by someone else. Can be used to indicate varying stages of dismay, or to express the desire to resolve the situation causing the dismay.
"Snakes on a Plane: Relationships"
A - How's it going?
B - Crappy. My boyfriend is all getting his snakes up in my plane.
A - You need to tell him to get the m.f. snakes off your m.f. plane!
B - Yeah, I can't believe the stinking, burning pile of snake carcasses I'm having to wade through here.

or "Snakes on a Plane: Roommates"

A- Is Jay still scrapping with his roommate?
B - Jay's got snakes all over his m.f. plane. They're dropping out of overhead compartments right now. He's all like, "Man. Snakes. Why you gotta put your snakes all over the plane, man? We have to live in here."
by Eileen W. and Kimberly B. June 12, 2006
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Used to express extreme dissatisfaction with a given situation.

Approximate meaning: "What the fu*k?"
God almighty, snakes on a plane, what do you mean we're out of beer?
by SOAP troll April 21, 2006
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expressing absurdity; describing overkill so over the top it's illogical. can be positive or negative
dude my car broke down on the highway and i can't afford a tow. can you pick me up?

sure. where are you at?

best buy.

best buy? how'd you get there?

i pushed my car here so i could buy an xbox 360

wha?! you are snakes on a plane retarded
by McN@sty April 27, 2006
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The absolute greatest movie ever created. Can be used to describe something that is sacred or godlike.

boobs, lol.
Gosh, this vernors is like motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane.

This hummus is simply snakes on a plane.
by gio (max) August 18, 2006
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"Dude i was mowing the lawn and i slipped on wet grass and the blade cut off three toe's!"

"Snakes on a plane man"
by Alex Fornaro August 15, 2006
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