Haggleproof Snaggletooth

Something or someone that doesn't make sense.

Comes from the song "DeLorean" by El-P

Because the lyrics don't make sense

"Haggle proof snaggletooth fabulous 5 freddy
Krueger finger discount bliss lou retton dismount"

What's going on??

I dunno, it's a haggleproof snaggletooth.

What's this dude talkin about?

I dunno, he's a haggleproof snaggletooth

by ivan ooze February 23, 2010

wadsworthian snaggletooth

When one person is recieving oral sex, and the tooth of the other person scratches their genitalia.

Guy1, "How was your date with Cindy last night?"

Guy2, "Great...Until she gave me a wadsworthian snaggletooth."

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

polly-snaggletooth

When a parachute lands in the laundry basket, the wrong way and resembles a snaggle-toothed figure, and you start hearing the words "polygonic misfitic pizza" and you see sugarplums dancing about, doing the hokeypokey.

Mom! Jorge polly-snaggletoothed my underwear again!! I hear they're dancing about! Call 911!!

by Oblama January 11, 2008

Fire-eyed snaggletooth

the nastiest creature you can possibly imagine, it lives in extreme conditions such as Mt. Everest, it has a body of a goat and its face makes it look like it belongs in Gringotts, also refers to a ginger with crooked teeth.

Eager Climber: "I'm gonna climb Everest"
Guy 1: "Don't do it! That's where the Fire-eyed snaggletooth dwells"
Eager Climber: "I'm out"

girl 1: "who are you going to prom with?"
girl 2: "definately not Jordie, he's just a Fire-eyed snaggletooth looking for his soul"

by whiteboyswagg11 May 6, 2012

snaffletooth

a particularly bad case of snaggletooth

me: dude, why is that snaffletooth always snafflin' at me?

k-dog: man, eat sschidt.

by scabeater January 18, 2010

Snaggle tooth

when a tooth is bigger than the rest and usually tilted in an awkward position.

see Snaggle Tooth, the cartoon character, or Jewel the singer

by Ceclipse November 19, 2003

snagglekooch

a girls vag that excretes a bloody death concoction and stanks of rotting tuna and has the fangs of a thousand warewolves.

Misty: I sure hope you don't go down on me tonight babe. Look what hoodie did to JJ.

Jeren: Why not wifey.

Misty: You dont want my snagglekooch to rip off your dick. Why don't you just braid my bush.

JJ: Dat snagglekooch straight ma fuckin ripped of my dick jeren. Proceed with caution.

by doo mayne flo rida October 21, 2010