Smutton

Being totally smitten with someone, but in a strictly sexual way. Instead of feeling intense feelings of love, you are overcome with extreme horniness.

I am totally smutton for Jake. I mean, he seems like an okay guy, but really I just want to fuck the living shit out of him!

by shredqueen June 7, 2010

Sourtoe Cocktail

A cocktail only served in Dawson, Yukon. Contains hard liqour and a human toe.

The next time we go to Canada, we're gonna go get us some sourtoe cocktails

by :-P :-P October 10, 2008

Smurten

To smurten means to make a mans face out of sanitary pads, most commonly named 'Paddy'

For a female Smurten, props such as a pretty pink can be added!
For male Smurtens, how about give your Smurten a stylish moustache!

Build up a collection, and make your very own Smurtenville!!!

Eugene: I'm soooOOo BORED!
Dexter: Me too friend. Hey! Why don't we make a smurten!?!?
Eugene: Heck yea! But what will we call it!?
Both: PADDY OF COURSE!!!!!!

by SirPadsAlot September 24, 2011

smuttony

An overindulgence in smut or filthiness.

50 shades of Grey is full of smuttony. So is most German fetish porn. Akin to hedonism.

by SaberTooth-VikingBear February 1, 2013

Smartoopid

It’s a commonly used word to say you’re smart and “stoopid” at the same time.

Mi’Neka I’m not stoopid im just smartoopid.

by Jimmyneutron420 January 21, 2019

smartoopid

This explains how you are smart and stupid at the same time except instead of spelling the word stupid you use “stoopid”

Friend: girl you’re stoopid.
You: Nah I’m not stoopid, I am smartoopid.

by Jimmyneutron420 January 21, 2019

Smartologist

Someone who considers themselves really smart and always says “wise” sentences and / or correct people even though he/ she knows he is not that smart

Man 1: do the dishes
Man 2: u mean wash them?
Man 1: u r smartologist

by noyza July 29, 2019