smooth guy

The guy who can talk any girl into bed and can talk their way out of or into any situation. While remaining in control.

"Whoa he didn't even get fined!"
"Oh yeah he's a seriously smooth guy"

"I lost my girlfriend to a really smooth guy"

"Dude that guy has speech 100"

by DaughterNature May 21, 2018

Smooth back

A flat booty bitch

like that song go , "How the fuck you thick with no ass , you gotta Smooth back"

by @keepinupwit.ky November 30, 2020

smooth-brained

An insult referring to the absence of wrinkles present in the human telencephalon(cerebrum) -- the largest region of the mammalian brain. Literally implying idiocy at a physiological level.

Those smooth-brained idiots voted for G.W. Bush twice!

by drastic_quench May 23, 2008

Sholthink

what you respond with when someone makes a dumb hot take.

1: dude Adora is way better than Etienne.
2: Sholthink

by Osha_ May 23, 2021

DNA Smoothie

The organic beverage made with one single ingredient*: male sperm.

*Gay body builders have been known to add various protein supplements such as creatine or whey (not that there's anything wrong with this).

KPM: "Dude you'll know if she's naughty or not by whether she'll swallow the DNA Smoothie."

JT: "Oh yeah? What if she spits it out?"

KPM: "Never had that happen dude. Sorry, no advice."

by JT Amish December 15, 2009

Keyboard Smoothie

Adj.

First defined by Adam Young
A "Keyboard Smoothie" is an ambient, easy going, and graceful piece of music played completely on a synthesizer with the occasional grand piano in the mix.

Hey, have you heard this Keyboard Smoothie by Port Blue?

by Rychotech November 4, 2011

Breast Smother

When a woman pins down a man, then lowers her breasts onto his face, thus smothering him. Sometimes used in mixed wrestling. It is encouraged that all women with good-sized boobs do this.

When I went home last night, she breast smothered me for a half-hour!

by facechair February 21, 2009