salty chutto

Getting a blow job under water

Tom got a salty chutto from Rachel last week at the beach.

by Sugar Bear3 July 3, 2017

Salty Phish

A handsome man

He's like Salty Phish, he's so handsome

by FridayThe69 June 21, 2019

smartypie

Someone who is both smart, and a cutiepie.

Lisa Simpson is a smartypie, but Meg Griffin sucks.

by TheCrashYears May 16, 2011

Salty Kermit

A man is doing a girl from behind and right as he's about to nut he leap frogs over her, turns around, and cums in her face and/or mouth.

I gave that chick from the party a Salty Kermit, last night. She had quite a mess on her face.

by MsuButters November 25, 2014

Salty Benjamin

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and then covering it with hundred dollar bills (benjamin)

Man, that stripper charged me $300 last night. I paid her ass with a salty benjamin. That'll teach her to overcharge me for sex.

by PBE2 December 17, 2008

a salty surprise

A bust of a nut

I left a salty surprise in ur mom last night

by Big pappa Jew November 10, 2017

salty wash

Think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it's now cum in the hair. This is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the jiz from their hair.

Hey, your girlfriend just walked out of the bathroom with that guy, and it looks like she's just had a salty wash. What a slut.

by Dr. Combs2 July 7, 2005