When someone sits in the stall next to you to take a dump
and their picture ID that is clipped to their belt hits the floor face
up as they drop their pants, letting you put a name and face on all the wonderful audio you are
about to hear.
and their picture ID that is clipped to their belt hits the floor face
up as they drop their pants, letting you put a name and face on all the wonderful audio you are
about to hear.
You are sitting on the throne at work when Bob Jones sits next to you. How do you know its Bob? His face is looking back at you from the ID card on the floor.
by Mark Nemec August 6, 2004
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When your podcast loses thousands of subscribers, so you jump to YouTube but only end up with a couple dozen stragglers.
David Smalley's Dogma Debate podcast jumped the shark, so he thought he'd try his hand at YouTube. Now his audience is tiny. What an armature! That's The Smalley effect in action.
by mmillennial February 25, 2018
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Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."
Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."
Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."
by AllBastard December 19, 2011
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I just sat down in the stall, and would'nt you know it, that effing turd smeller Soon walked in and started to observe himself in the mirror--again.
by biff hoolihan April 29, 2005
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2. A somewhat douchey attempt at a viral marketing campaign by VISA, involving created twitter accounts, urban dictionary entries, a "history of smallenfreuden" video, a creepy hockey commercial, and being generally pretentiously mysterious. The word is a loanword only insofar as VISA created it specifically for the campaign.
2. A somewhat douchey attempt at a viral marketing campaign by VISA, involving created twitter accounts, urban dictionary entries, a "history of smallenfreuden" video, a creepy hockey commercial, and being generally pretentiously mysterious. The word is a loanword only insofar as VISA created it specifically for the campaign.
"What the hell is 'smallenfreuden'?"
by Nofuckingtablet May 13, 2013
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Hag: Oh, look! There's Stephen. Is he gay?
Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?
Hag: Yes he does!
Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!
Charles: Does he look like he just smelled a batch of cookies?
Hag: Yes he does!
Charles: He's gay and he;s a cookie smeller!
by Saint Paco February 27, 2011
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