Sloppy Seconds

To get with a guy right after another girl does. Plain & Simple.

Jessie: "Jesus Christ, Why Is Maura Tryna Get With Evan, My Sloppy Seconds? WTF?"

by jessiesabbb December 19, 2018

sloppy seconds

1) Having sex with a female, after someone else had sex with her within an hour before you.
2) Sucking/Kissing a woman's breasts with the intention of getting it on.

1) Steve banged Sarah right after Stew did, but Steve was okay with sloppy seconds.
2) Bill went up Beth's shirt and started sucking on her tits, constituting sloppy second base or sloppy seconds.

by Shawn Asanto Morgan October 2, 2006

Sloppy Seconds

A boy or a girl who is someone's rebound when their main partner is not satisfying.

Stacey is Jeffery's sloppy seconds, when Cameryn isn't around.

by Sarah M. August 20, 2005

sloppy seconds

Giving her one within hours of her ending a relationship. Especially if she was the partner of one of your friends.

"So, Christian. How was it doing Mark's sloppy seconds?

by KHD August 30, 2003

sloppy seconds

Sloppy Joe sandwiches left-over from a previous meal.

For breakfast Tim decided to have sloppy seconds.

by cock-knocker January 18, 2003

Sloppy Seconds

Having intercourse with a partner within 24-hours of someone else.

Did you shag that russian that Will did two nights ago?

Yeah man, I had sex with the same girl last night! Isn't that rad?

No, that's total sloppy seconds!

by warpigs November 11, 2010

sloppy seconds

Posterior carnal engagement recruiting orificial auxiliary effluence lubricously.

I don't like surprise sloppy seconds.

by V October 12, 2004