A sloppy toppy 5000 is the act of pulling off a play in Fortnite when you are at a significant disadvantage, for example a 1 v 4 or a 1v1 when you are on 30 health and the other guy just took a chug jug. If done successfully, a sloppy toppy 5000 must be followed by a forntie dance of some sort such as take the L or jubilation.
*you get revived*
*your whole team dies*
*it's a 1v4 and you're on 30 hp with a grey tac with 3 shells*
"Hold up lads, ya boi is about to pull off the sloppy toppy 500"
*pulls of sloppy toppy 5000"
proceeds to dance on the noobs
by SwedishBobMuffin April 16, 2018
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This term can have several different meanings.

Dick-eating is such a 2022 term. Now, we call it hobby lobby sloppy toppy, since they are munching so hard they need a different hobby.

It can also be used for really good head as well.
Damn, my manager is giving me the hardest hobby lobby sloppy toppy right now.

My girlfriend Laura gave me the best hobby lobby sloppy toppy last night.
by Chocolate Poet.King March 13, 2023
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When you're playing fortnite and you get an RPG or remote RPG and build ontop of someones base even though at the start of the gunfight you were severely disadvantaged (E.G a player down, low health, bad guns or low ground) and then you manage to kill the whole team with one shot of an RPG
Rashid- Bro did you win that gunfight?
Billy- Yeah i hit them with that sloppy toppy 5000
by Haloxx April 14, 2018
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Someone typically of African descent dragging his long schlong down the back of your mom's throat, sometimes expanding it to the point of her being unrecognizable. You, as a son/daughter, are obviously watching this play out live in person, sometimes you join in, sometimes not.
Real white guy: Dude yesterday my mom gave that SLOPPY TOPPY GOOSE NECK to Tyrone. I had to join in because I am not a racist white nationalist who hates gays.
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When a female is performing oral sex on her male partner in a spin like motion reminiscent of a Samsung washer on a spin cycle mode with an extraordinary amount of saliva hence the sloppy toppy
Harry-“man Jessica gave me that Samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy

Sean-“what’s that?

Harry-“the best head you’ll ever receive
by The Sneaky Man May 28, 2019
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When 2 bulky men with hairy chests snuggle in bed then end up kissing each others bussys.
"Yo did you hear that Zack and Joey had the Gay Sloppy Toppy Story last week?"
by ratwrap August 18, 2023
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March 13th is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day. Give him top!
Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
by evxnkndy March 13, 2021
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