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Sleepy Joe Biden

A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.

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I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.

Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.
Quotes:

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.

"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.

"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.

Sleepy Joe Biden
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Sleepy Joe

The act of having lazy, or tired sex with an individual
I was so tired and horny last night so we resorted to a sleepy joe.
by CluckieMcClucks October 21, 2021
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Sleepy joe

He just... idk he fucking takes 2 years to get one single fucking sound out of his old ass mouth.
by Toasted bread 96 November 1, 2023
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sleepy joe bag

Dude they legalized weed can u get me a Sleepy Joe Bag so I can be on that sleepy old man Vibe
by Jeepy Slow November 3, 2020
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