Beaver Sleepover

when two or more women with extremely hairy vaginas sleep together naked

Sarah and Janet are going to the beaver sleepover at Marisa's house.

by Arad01234 March 4, 2011

slemo

A continuation of the term lemo, slemo is a compound of slut + lesbian + emo. Used to describe a sexually promiscuous, dyke-orientated, emotional female.

Her name was slemo, she was a lesbo.
She grew her arm pit hair and when licked groaned with despair.

by purethrill85 July 20, 2008

Lesbian Sleepover

A Lesbian Sleepover occurs when two heterosexual individuals, who might otherwise engage in sexual activity, opt to spend the night cuddling. The next morning is often a continuation of the non-sexual contact, with intermittent dry humping. In extreme cases, an over-the-pants hand job may be introduced. It is important to note that absence of penetration is replaced with frequent, if not constant discussions. The only known cure for a Lesbian Sleepover is gabblejacking, which tears down the hookup barrier instantaneously.

I had a Lesbian Sleepover last night, but I did get an OTPHJ.

by OTPHJ Fan October 16, 2012

Open Sleeman

Having anal sex until the person's asshole is gaping and then peeing in the gaping asshole.

We were having the best anal until I couldn't hold in my pee any more and accidentally gave her an open sleeman.

by jinjabread_man May 8, 2011

Seemo

A term used to define someone who appears to be making a mediocre attempt to emulate the emo fashion, but is actually Hispanic with naturally black hair, or is feebly adorned with fragments of clothing and accessories extracted from 90s antisocial subcultures (see homeless). Gracefully rides the tidal waves betwixt emo fashion and Ollie's 5-for-$1 pseudojean pants.

"I thought that chick in Chemistry was hella emo, but then the teacher asked ESPERANZA if she could browse through her ESL folder."

"Seemo."

"No, that guy's not going to want a ticket to Warped Tour; his grandmother bought him that shirt from Kohl's."

by Lurvula August 5, 2008

Sleeposaurus

When your roommate sleep walks in a drunken stupor, brakes your chess set, and eats all the food that's not his.

#1-Hey man, did you brake my chess set last night?
#2-No, I have no idea what happened to your chess set..
#1-Hmm, okay, well did you eat my food last night?
#2-No, I have no idea what happened to your food..
#3-Looks like Sleeposaurus paid us a little visit last night.

by D-How January 22, 2010

Sleemework

The act of doing homework while half asleep. Usually, the next morning, you have no clue when you did it, all that matters is that you have it ready for school, and you might possibly get a good grade for once.

Kid1: Ayee,do you happen to have the homework from Mrs.Riggle's class?

Kid2: Actually, I do! I sleemworked this junk.

or

Kid1: I wish I could sleemework like you.

Kid2: Yea, I know.

by Marz Barzz March 13, 2010