Skip to main content

sledgehammer

The model of bicycle Pedro Sanchez rides in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite." It has a shock, pegs, and a mexican flag flying from the seatpost. Lucky! He regularly takes it off sweet jumps and gets like three feet of air.
Pedro: Eets a sledgehammer.
by Uncle Rico February 28, 2005
mugGet the sledgehammer mug.

The Roman Sledge Hammer

A sexual position adopted by the late Septimus Decimus Octavius III in Goth occupied Rome. It is said that no position could match The Roman Sledge Hammer, which involves a man performing multiple cartwheels into his required orifice whilst clenching seedless olives in between his toes. This position was later beaten by the feared Bosnian Quiche.
"I gave her a right good Roman Sledge Hammering last night" Jeff.
"Did you use the seedless green olives from Sainsburies I told you about?" Joe.
"Well... yes, but they were stuffed with Feta cheese!" Jeff
"Then you didn't fucking perform The Roman Sledge Hammer you cunt, (See cunt) Octavius himself would be turning in his grave!" Joe
by Lel Cordell April 27, 2008
mugGet the The Roman Sledge Hammer mug.
Related Words

Sledgehammer

Worlds fastest Corvette manufactured by Callaway.
Most expensive corvette produced for it's time
$400,000.00.
Sledgehammer
1/4 Mile= 10.6 secs @ 127mph
top speed= 254mph
0-60 time 3.9sec
by James Adamcheck September 17, 2006
mugGet the Sledgehammer mug.

sladge

A combination of slag and fadge, it has 3 main meanings.
1. the vagina of a slag
2. a fat slag
3. to sladge (verb)- having sex with a slag
1. "I did her in the sladge"
2. "That sladge ate all the pies!"
3. "I sladged her so hard"
by Akkers Ellie March 29, 2009
mugGet the sladge mug.

Sledgehammer Crotch

The soreness one feels in their vagina the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.
I can barely walk this morning because I have such a wicked case of sledgehammer crotch.
by Semore Buttes January 18, 2011
mugGet the Sledgehammer Crotch mug.

backdoor sledgehammer

This can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient's anal opening.

Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.
"After being tied down to prevent escape, the man was given a thorough backdoor sledgehammer."

"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."
by Argonak October 11, 2008
mugGet the backdoor sledgehammer mug.

alabama sledgehammer

1. The act of ramming one's fist up a partner's anus forcibly, from a distance of at least one foot.
Steve: Hey, Greg, why're you limping today?
Greg: Man, Jorge gave me an Alabama Sledgehammer last night, and I can't walk straight...
by Sting0 December 28, 2007
mugGet the alabama sledgehammer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email