bum skudding

a game played normaly when you are pissed, when you need a shit you see from how high you can have a shit and get it in the toilet. you either get it in and fell good or miss and shit on someones carpet and then you fell even better. a win win game.

try it ya self my score is 5 out of 7 . i did this over 3 days in my mates flat when he went on holiday.

by paula radcliff August 29, 2004

skud missle

an absolutly gross fart one that makes people leave the room it hits you like a missle

wow that kid just dropped a skud missle

by Insert witty name May 13, 2005

Skud Storm

Skud Storm is the battle cry of the well seasoned drinker. Any member of a drinking party may call Skud Storm at any time. It then falls to that person at which the call is directed to buy a round of drinks designed to incapacitate all members of the drinking party. Money is considered an irrelevance once Skud Storm has been called.

We were just out for some quiet drinks when Dave called skud storm and things went down hill, I woke up with Will in a bin filled with vomit.

by Pusha T-pain March 19, 2010

Skud

Taliah

Look at the bogus ole skud

by The chicken dude March 23, 2020

Skud

Skud it is a fat kid who can't skateboard specifically with the name Jakob Stalker.

When I was riding a skateboard I heard all the top skater say that Jakob Stalker was a skud that doesn't know how to skateboard.

by CVOCKISLIFE April 24, 2017

Skud

A slut, Bitch, female who is down to suck and fuck you and your brothers.

I’m tryna dog some skud tn.

by Blue chew king June 24, 2023

Skud

skud is where the gang is, or wherever the gang considers its "territory". normally skud is used when claiming something or showing that it belongs to them.

jit: *gets too close to your shit*

you: "yoooo get the FUCK out of my skud before you get curbed stomped."

by slimeaffiliate February 15, 2019